1-6 • Early notice of, for example, these last six News items in your inbox. (OK, so maybe that’s pushing it for six reasons –- after all, they all went out in one “occasional” newsletter.)
7 • Exclusive merchandise offers and prices
8 • A good, dumb joke embedded into each newsletter
9 • Reminders (sparingly, tactfully & respectfully submitted) for concert appearances
10 • Bruce’s essential recommendations and oh, let’s say, unique perspective.
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